It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached.
How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind
oh my god
Seeing fellow Catholics genuinely interested in expanding their prayer life; but instead of searching into the deep, lush, and timeless prayer traditions of the Church, they jump into New Age adaptions like drum circles, labyrinths, etc.
The Body of Christ needs to do a better job of educating itself of it’s rich faith practices, and let go of it’s trend to follow a secular society searching for the next spiritual high in whatever is popular to do.
Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.