I ate a teletubby because I’m a pimp.
I banged a french fry because hoes keep stealing my tacos…
WHAT….
Source: awesomephilia
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I ran shirtless with a dog because I have a noodle in my nose… sounds like me.
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kinglola reblogged this from i-should-be-your-favorite and added:
i ran naked with a drink because I’m sexy like that
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naturallydopeaf reblogged this from in-relationship-with-myself and added:
a HOMO because i’m sexy like that &&...… lol sounds accurate :))
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becca-we-are-alive-to-live reblogged this from in-relationship-with-myself and added:
a homeless guy cause I’m good in bed. :37199;7?9,8$/?;9; what?! Why so accurate?!
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in-relationship-with-myself reblogged this from yeahistandout and added:
i ran shirtless with the Kool-aid man because i have AMAZING boobs
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xneveronmywrist reblogged this from laceandredroses and added:
I cuddled with a stripper because I’m sexy like that. ;)
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naomidynamics reblogged this from uberzers and added:
I shanked a bum because I love mary jane. Bitch. I don’t know no mary jane! D8
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nadiee reblogged this from kenediclarysse and added:
I stabbed, a teletubby, because I love marijuana O.O
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beezy420 reblogged this from darth-maul-youlikeabear and added:
I Beat a bum because i’m sexy like that. bahaha
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amplified-yaya reblogged this from darth-maul-youlikeabear and added:
I shanked a teletubby because I love to snort cocaine. :’(
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kenediclarysse reblogged this from darth-maul-youlikeabear and added:
i cuddled with the trojan man because i’m sexy like that. yeah, that sounds about right.
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peffsworld145110 reblogged this from darth-maul-youlikeabear and added:
I smoked with a homeless guy because I have AMAZING boobs. Lol.
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darth-maul-youlikeabear reblogged this from thenewhellspawn and added:
i smoked, with a porn star, because im a pimp. lol too great.
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twelveplaidbunnies reblogged this from loverecklesslyforever and added:
I banged the kool-aid man cause I’m good in bed
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yarobot reblogged this from theforeverfae and added:
I ran naked with a bum because i love marijuana. hah!
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anti-shipper reblogged this from nerdypartyman and added:
I stabbed a toothbrush because I’m a soldier girl.
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theforeverfae reblogged this from nerdypartyman and added:
I shot my boyfriend because I love cocaine. Okay
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mrjeremyt reblogged this from nerdypartyman and added:
I shanked a toothbrush cause I’m sexy like that.
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loverecklesslyforever reblogged this from nerdypartyman and added:
I shanked a bum cause I’m sexy and I know it
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youwishx0 reblogged this from nerdypartyman
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nerdypartyman reblogged this from thenewhellspawn and added:
I shot a bowl of cereal because I’m sexy like that.
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thenewhellspawn reblogged this from nerdytrolleys and added:
goes keep stealing y tacos. Damn hoes.
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anthonyshirakawa reblogged this from kushandfriends and added:
I slept with a french fry because hoes keep stealing my tacos
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laceandredroses reblogged this from thelastlovedone
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kushandfriends reblogged this from candycrusader
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thelastlovedone reblogged this from candycrusader
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candycrusader reblogged this from jeryllsays and added:
I love to snort cocaine. O-o
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cheesecurlyfries reblogged this from kaiden-anthony and added:
i cuddled with my best friend because i’m a pimp!!! this is actually true shit haha
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