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I ate a teletubby because I’m a pimp.

I banged a french fry because hoes keep stealing my tacos…
WHAT….
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damnmartin:

I ate a teletubby because I’m a pimp.

I banged a french fry because hoes keep stealing my tacos…

WHAT….

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  1. anony-the-anonymous-mouse reblogged this from laugh-at-me-br0 and added:
    I shot some crackheads because I’m a pimp.
  2. thelonerkidd reblogged this from howboutyoubob and added:
    I smoked with - Paris Hilton - because I love marijuana. no. why.
  3. howboutyoubob reblogged this from hopesmells and added:
    I ran naked with a teletubby because I’m sexy like that.
  4. hopesmells reblogged this from trans-man-swagger and added:
    I shot some crack heads because hoes keep stealing my tacos.
  5. sparrowwolf reblogged this from timeywimey27 and added:
    I ran naked with a stripper because I have AMAZING boobs.
  6. stillthewindowburns reblogged this from trans-man-swagger and added:
    I smoked with a french fry because I’m sexy like that.
  7. trans-man-swagger reblogged this from timeywimey27 and added:
    I stabbed a drink because i love marijuana
  8. timeywimey27 reblogged this from noirmartian and added:
    I shot - Paris Hilton - because I’m sexy like that
  9. noirmartian reblogged this from syndicatie and added:
    some crack heads...hoes keep stealing my tacos.
  10. christineb17 reblogged this from smileyouremine and added:
    i ran naked with...i’m gay…….. awks… i’m not gay….
  11. ribbonsfair liked this
  12. randaven reblogged this from grimspiration and added:
    I slept with your mom because I’m gay.Fair enough.
  13. shelbythomas liked this
  14. thattallone reblogged this from harrypotteris-myeverything
  15. iloveyousaralam reblogged this from harrypotteris-myeverything and added:
    i have a noodle in
  16. smileyouremine reblogged this from whenthesundoesntshine
  17. feedmy-llama liked this
  18. whenthesundoesntshine reblogged this from harrypotteris-myeverything
  19. evypotter reblogged this from harrypotteris-myeverything and added:
    stabbed the trojan man...I’m good in bed ;D
  20. aniiexo reblogged this from your-worshipfulness
  21. your-worshipfulness reblogged this from harrypotteris-myeverything
  22. harrypotteris-myeverything reblogged this from snapesmistress
  23. i-am-not-afraid-to-sinn reblogged this from simply-ill
  24. ariannevlsqz liked this
  25. kedung-tukmols reblogged this from devastator19
  26. firesforever liked this
  27. ramonatherese reblogged this from a-bbey and added:
    I needed a teletubby because hoes keep stealing my tacos. lol
  28. 154reasonswhy reblogged this from milesawayfromparadise
  29. hypn051z liked this
  30. reverdamour reblogged this from milesawayfromparadise and added:
    I needed your grandma
  31. mylittlebluebird reblogged this from ccc0urtney and added:
    I stabbed a french fry because the hoes keep stealing my tacos. xD
  32. lelikblaster reblogged this from ladyvetinari and added:
    shanked a bag of weed...i smoked crack. ;(
  33. ghaelyn liked this
  34. ghaelyn reblogged this from colormeinblackanndwhite and added:
    i cuddled with a condom because hoes keep stealing my tacos.
  35. branchwaterromance liked this
  36. 3v3ryt3ardropisawat3rfall liked this
  37. surf3rchick reblogged this from milesawayfromparadise and added:
    I slept with a telatubby because I love marijuana hahha
  38. simply-ill reblogged this from itzzzanthony
  39. chizzanx3 liked this
  40. punkinn reblogged this from eeeee-mily and added:
    I ran shirtless with my lover because I’m sexy like that.. o.o
  41. remreyes reblogged this from illasfvck and added:
    i stabbed a hippie...hoes keep stealing my tacos
  42. id-rather-be-s-u-r-f-i-n-g liked this
  43. missnuit liked this
  44. kr91 reblogged this from just-stayd0pe
  45. watchu-lookin-at liked this
  46. just-stayd0pe reblogged this from wizcollifa
  47. ladyvetinari reblogged this from suffer-well-mia and added:
    I banged my boyfriend, because hoes keep stealing my tacos.
  48. suffer-well-mia reblogged this from isthistheplaceweusedtolove and added:
    ate, my boyfriend...have AMAZING boobs for Sandy
  49. pizzahighway liked this
  50. colormeinblackanndwhite reblogged this from ccc0urtney and added:
    I banged a dog because I love to snort cocaine.
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