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I ate a teletubby because I’m a pimp.

I banged a french fry because hoes keep stealing my tacos…
WHAT….
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damnmartin:

I ate a teletubby because I’m a pimp.

I banged a french fry because hoes keep stealing my tacos…

WHAT….

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  1. copperirony reblogged this from hearteater and added:
    I ran shirtless with a dog because I have a noodle in my nose… sounds like me.
  2. simplymimis reblogged this from i-should-be-your-favorite
  3. chroniclesofdaniel liked this
  4. boomsnapclap69 reblogged this from in-relationship-with-myself
  5. pichs-parasiempreee reblogged this from i-should-be-your-favorite
  6. myworldawayfromfmbitches reblogged this from i-should-be-your-favorite
  7. niqueyface liked this
  8. marine234 liked this
  9. kinglola reblogged this from i-should-be-your-favorite and added:
    i ran naked with a drink because I’m sexy like that
  10. naturallydopeaf reblogged this from in-relationship-with-myself and added:
    a HOMO because i’m sexy like that &&...… lol sounds accurate :))
  11. i-should-be-your-favorite reblogged this from in-relationship-with-myself
  12. becca-we-are-alive-to-live reblogged this from in-relationship-with-myself and added:
    a homeless guy cause I’m good in bed. :37199;7?9,8$/?;9; what?! Why so accurate?!
  13. youaremyheroinforever reblogged this from in-relationship-with-myself
  14. in-relationship-with-myself reblogged this from yeahistandout and added:
    i ran shirtless with the Kool-aid man because i have AMAZING boobs
  15. yeahistandout reblogged this from regulargirlwithcelebritydreams
  16. raichumi liked this
  17. madly-grinning reblogged this from uberzers
  18. xneveronmywrist reblogged this from laceandredroses and added:
    I cuddled with a stripper because I’m sexy like that. ;)
  19. seanp94 liked this
  20. rollinonemoretime reblogged this from naomidynamics
  21. naomidynamics reblogged this from uberzers and added:
    I shanked a bum because I love mary jane. Bitch. I don’t know no mary jane! D8
  22. kitttypress liked this
  23. yoloxo123 reblogged this from wishyouthebestxx
  24. bitches-lick-my-persuasion reblogged this from kanyejr
  25. kanyejr reblogged this from y-o-l-o-69
  26. y-o-l-o-69 reblogged this from istayoriginal26
  27. istayoriginal26 reblogged this from stillblazinpictures
  28. wishyouthebestxx reblogged this from youwishx0
  29. nadiee reblogged this from kenediclarysse and added:
    I stabbed, a teletubby, because I love marijuana O.O
  30. beezy420 reblogged this from darth-maul-youlikeabear and added:
    I Beat a bum because i’m sexy like that. bahaha
  31. amplified-yaya reblogged this from darth-maul-youlikeabear and added:
    I shanked a teletubby because I love to snort cocaine. :’(
  32. kenediclarysse reblogged this from darth-maul-youlikeabear and added:
    i cuddled with the trojan man because i’m sexy like that. yeah, that sounds about right.
  33. peffsworld145110 reblogged this from darth-maul-youlikeabear and added:
    I smoked with a homeless guy because I have AMAZING boobs. Lol.
  34. darth-maul-youlikeabear reblogged this from thenewhellspawn and added:
    i smoked, with a porn star, because im a pimp. lol too great.
  35. twelveplaidbunnies reblogged this from loverecklesslyforever and added:
    I banged the kool-aid man cause I’m good in bed
  36. yarobot reblogged this from theforeverfae and added:
    I ran naked with a bum because i love marijuana. hah!
  37. anti-shipper reblogged this from nerdypartyman and added:
    I stabbed a toothbrush because I’m a soldier girl.
  38. theforeverfae reblogged this from nerdypartyman and added:
    I shot my boyfriend because I love cocaine. Okay
  39. mrjeremyt reblogged this from nerdypartyman and added:
    I shanked a toothbrush cause I’m sexy like that.
  40. loverecklesslyforever reblogged this from nerdypartyman and added:
    I shanked a bum cause I’m sexy and I know it
  41. youwishx0 reblogged this from nerdypartyman
  42. nerdypartyman reblogged this from thenewhellspawn and added:
    I shot a bowl of cereal because I’m sexy like that.
  43. thenewhellspawn reblogged this from nerdytrolleys and added:
    goes keep stealing y tacos. Damn hoes.
  44. anthonyshirakawa reblogged this from kushandfriends and added:
    I slept with a french fry because hoes keep stealing my tacos
  45. laceandredroses reblogged this from thelastlovedone
  46. kushandfriends reblogged this from candycrusader
  47. aprilbaby-21 reblogged this from cheesecurlyfries
  48. thelastlovedone reblogged this from candycrusader
  49. candycrusader reblogged this from jeryllsays and added:
    I love to snort cocaine. O-o
  50. cheesecurlyfries reblogged this from kaiden-anthony and added:
    i cuddled with my best friend because i’m a pimp!!! this is actually true shit haha
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